Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Lelo Ono Cleo Messager


I am excited today to talk about the lastest toy that my friends at Adam&Eve have given my to review. The toy that I am talking about is the Lelo Ono Cleo Messager. I really was not to sure about this toy at first, but when I tried it out, my mind was changed.


Monday, September 24, 2012

Phallic Fulfiller Attachment



I was so excited when I received the box from Adam and Eve this time it was filled with great toys that I am excited to tell you about. I know that it has been a long time coming but with the holidays just around the corner we have been really busy here at The Chronicles. I hope that you find that it is worth the wait. I know that it was for me!!!
I am starting with the Magic Massager Phallic Fulfiller Attachment. I know that I say it alot  but this Magic Massager is already my favorite toy ever and then you go and add an attachment for penetration amazing!!!!!

The only thing that I can say that I dont really like it the weight that the attachment adds only because it makes the toy alot louder. But as with anything there is a little bit of give and take, and I can take the extra bit of noise for the pleasure that I get out of it. Just remember if you have kids you are going to have to  be more creative when you use this so that you are not interrupted during your time of fun.
The great thing  about this toy is that you can use this alone and or together. There is something great about having a toy that your partner can use on you. But everyone should always have some alone time and this toy and attachment is great to use. If you are into the tie me up tie me down kind of fun you are going to like this toy when you are using it with a partner. They have all the control and that is always fun, really fun.

It is super easy to attach and use.  All you have to do is place the attachment on the top and stretch it around the head of the toy and you are good to go, just add some lube and go. Make sure that you clean if off before and after you use it , clean is always best.
I think that everyone should try this toy if you are a power lover like me. This toy and attachment has the "bang for the bucks" that most people are looking for. I know that everyone is worried about money but this product is great for the price and the attachment are great for the money too.

It is super easy to clean and store. Warm soap and water a clean washcloth and just clean it leave it somewhere to dry. I suggest putting it into a silk bag or a plastic container, because of the material that it is made of it is "grabby". I have noticed that whenever you are not careful where you place it, it picks up lent and that sucks when you are in a hurry to have some fun.
This is a great toy to use. If you are new and just starting out you are getting a great toy for the money that you are spending. Just have some fun, start out low and move higher and higher. Just have fun lots and lots of fun!!!!

Happy Attaching !!!

Mrs. L

Friday, September 21, 2012

Magic massager and Nubby Lover














If you are ready to blow your mind with pleasure then theAdam and Eve Magic Massageris the right thing for you. The best part is that you do not have to ever change batteries ever again!! Everyone knows that your batteries always go out right when you are trying to have some great fun and with this you do not have to worry about that. So lets see is its worth the hype that comes with "plug & Play" toys.


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Lelo Siri


My friends at Adam and Eve really came through for me this month and I have recieved a goodie box like I have never seen before. I am slowly working my way through this box and today I am going to be writing about the Lelo Siri.


As you know from the other things that I have been writing about Lelo is one of my favorite pleasure companies. The Lelo Siri is a terrific toy to play with, and play with it I have.
I have several Lelo products and the Lelo Siri is the most powerful of all that I have. You guys know that I love some power. My new thing that I am looking for in toys is the shape and size. The Siri has a beveled shape for targeting the clit.  I am really liking the size of the Lelo toys.

If you have read my blog at all you know that I love my Hitichi really really love it. But when my hubby wants to get behind me and do it doggie the hitichi is just not the best toy to be using. Its to big to move around and it gets caugh in everything. With the Lelo Siri you can place it anywhere that you want and with any position that you want.
With this toy you are also getting the six pulsation and speed options. The controls are nicely placed on the top and very easy to use. Even if you are in the dark you can tell where they are, and what you are doing with the controls because they light up. I love that Lelo thinks about everything and they make there toys with such pride that you can see as soon as you buy one.

As with all Lelo vibrators, Siri is rechargeable and nearly silent, so you can enjoy it anytime, anywhere.  This is so important to me. I have a child and I really dont want him to hear what his daddy and I are doing. Sex itself is loud and I really dont want to have to worry about the noise of my vibrators too.
I do not think that you can use this in the water. All of Lelo products came with a One year manufacturing quality warranty.  I know that the Lelo products are expensive, but you are buying a great product.  A product that you are not going to have to replace every year.  It is truly worth it.  If you are starting and new to this world or you and your partner are looking to spice things up, the Lelo family is a great family to start with.

Happy pleasuring!!!!
Mrs. L

I-Ride


Are you ready to mount up and ride something that will give you amazing pleasure??? Well my friends at Adam and Evewanted me to, so they gave the I-ride vibrator.  There is nothing better then having something to mount if you do not have a man.  Even though I have a man, I am happy to mount this too.


The Doc Johnson's iRide features a curved, rockable design that let's you control the tempo and motion with hand free actin. Now you can enjoy your favorite position with the thrill of internal and external sensation.
The iRide Vibrator features a nice and smooth 4" rode  for vaginal and or anal insertion. It also has a rounded clitoral bump which is placed just in the right spot  for clitorial stimulation. Both the rode and the clit bump are operated by powerful independent motors.  When I say powerful I really mean powerful. There are several speed for you to choose from, there is one that is for you... Promise!!
The curved design allows for sensual movement on all kinds of surfaces. You can use chairs, couch , floor, bed, anything that you can sit on, you can place this on and have a good time.  The only thing I wish this toy had was more cosion. Where you sit on this toy it can hurt your bones right between your legs. Sometimes that can make it less comfortable but that does not stop me. All I have to do is turn up the power and I really could care less about any kind of pain I could have. I can say the longer that you ride it the more that you will get used to the pain and it could go away. Just keep trying it in different places, you are going to find somewhere that it is comfortable.
The Doc Johnson I-Ride is made out of  skin-safe, phthalate-free TPR. Which makes the  iRide easy for  cleans up with a quick spray down with anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner and or a warm damp soapy wash cloth.  The Doc Johnson I-Riderequires 4 AA batteries which a sold separately. I just wish that you could plug this toy up to to charge it. That would make things so much better.
If you do not have a partner or if you do this is a great toy to have. The iRide makes for a great toy for anyone to have fun with.  This toy could really spice things up. If you do have a partner watching you ride this might turn him or her on and we all know that this is great for the sex life. I have said it before i am going to do anything that will help me and my hubbys sex life.

Happy Rocking!!!!

Mrs. L

Monday, September 17, 2012

We vibes Touch


My friends at We-Vibe and ADAMEVE.com have sent me the new Touch which is a cute mini vibe that is colorful and discreet. The We-Vib Touch is a pretty silicone vibe meant for clitoral stimulation. And I plan to test it to the max......



Lelo Luna


OK, I can say that once again my friends at Adam and Eve have just outdone themselves. I am moving on in the wonderful box that they have given me. Now I am moving on the the Luna balls by Lelo.  Now I can stay I have seen these before and I was not really into trying them out , but I am glad that Adam and Eve gave them to me to try.

Translucence Veined Double Dong



I was so shocked when I opened my package this week from my new friends at Adam & Eve.  They sent me the Translucence Veined Double Dong 18 in. When I first saw it I was like is not coming near me but that lasted about twenty mins. Now lets get to the fun.


Being that this is really the first double dildo that I have ever received, the toy is slightly overwhelming. When you first look at it your eyes kinda get big and well I am kinda small so this is huge to me. But if you read my blog then you should know that Ill give anything a chance, and with the right person on the other end anything can be possible.


Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Lelo Insignia Alia





My friends at Adam and Eve have just made my sex life that much better.  I have just started on the journey of reviewing all the wonderful things that my friends have given me. I am starting this wonderful day out writing about the Lelo Insigina Alia. I have been begging and begging for a lelo since i started this adventure and I finially recieved one.

The Amazing Hitachi Magic Wand




OMG !!! Have I found the toy for me!!!!!!! My wonderful friend at ADAM & EVE have just made my life so so so much better!!!! I have found the toy that could replace my husband if I wanted to. Lol!!! The Hitachi Magic Wand .. Now ladies I have been talking about power for months now and power is what I have. Now when I first opened this product I was not so sure about it. The head is huge and the wand end is long for a toy, but I could really care less now, I am in love!!!! I hate that you have to plug it in, and the cord is not very long, I use an extension cord. The power, oh the power, makes up for everything that is or could be wrong with this toy.  

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

About us!!


Hello everyone,
 Lady and gentlemen, we here!! I would like to personally welcome you to my newest blog. Not really my first. But my first in a long line of blogs to inform, educate, and entertain you all in the great world of sex, sex toys, personal experiences, as well as technologies, devices, and other thing we am passionate about!! I personally have always been a small fan of toys, but not til I meet my present husband did i ever know what was out there and available to play with in the bed room. I have to first off, thank him for my part of the education. And second let you all know, as if you have not noticed yet that I LOVE TOYS. I hope that was enough to get you interested in staying with me in this fun adventure were ill be testing and sharing my experiences with my new toys with you in hopes you will head out and buy them, try them and give me your feedback. I am so excited to be here on this journey with all of you and my wonderful husband who actually put me up to this crazy idea. So please stay tuned to a review about every week. I will be working in getting with adult novelty providers in trying to get a little help. Cause we all know that toys, lingerie, and accessories can get pretty pricey. So i will be doing a little homework and doing my best to bring my readers what's hot, what's new and what's on sale. Please feel free to comment your hearts and be honest. I'm a big girl i can take it, lol.
 Thanks so much everyone.

L.
Bedroom Chaos